This is XENAAAAA!

Let me introduce the cutest thing that graces my presence, my baby kitty. Her name is Xena Warrior Princess, and she's kind of awesome.

Don't mind her semi-stoned appearance, she's way too straight edge for that. She just doesn't have the patience to put up with amateur photographers like myself. Regardless, Skiles and I were watching the movie Blood Diamond with Leonardo DiCaprio on this rainy, rainy day. Take a moment to sigh, please:

Ahhh, swoon. But in the movie, if you haven't seen it, a large portion of the conflict has to do with children acting as soldiers. What would you do if a child had you at gunpoint? I'll tell you what I'd do.. Give up the ghost 'cause there's no way I'm shooting a kid. Which led me to question, does the cuter the soldier mean the harder it is to fight? Because in that case, I've decided to create a whole new genre of army: cat mercenaries. You read that right. Cute little kitten, snuggling on your feet and then BAM. Tiny little AK's and tiny little knives muffing you up. And let's be real, if any cat is made to be a warrior, wouldn't it be Xena? Warrior is literally her middle name.

Ahh yes. Now doesn't that toasted appearance now seem like a "don't come at me" kind of look? I thought so.

Moral of the story, don't mess with me. I've got back up.

Love, Kate